Author’s note: This is part two of a first-hand recounting of some recent experiences while working for the Messenger-Inquirer. Also, this post is a bit longer than the last. Apologies. I had a lot to tell.
It was unmercifully hot, but I didn’t care. I had nine pounds of American-made steel and fury in my hands.
About the time Lt. Ottaway Kirby, a firearms instructor and deputy with the Daviess County Sheriff’s Department, handed me the M-16A1 rifle, quite a bit went careening through my head in deranged cinema style.
I’ve always been particularly proud of my heritage (my father is Iranian and my mother is Puerto Rican). In Kentucky, people can be awfully sensitive about it, usually in a rush to not offend me by making any comments about terrorists.
And I think that’s good. I enjoy making jokes about my heritage. You try telling a room full of National Guardsmen that you’re really a fat guy and that it’s not a dynamite jacket. The joke was a hit and it broke the tension that most people get being around the media.
So when Kirby handed me this rifle, (three settings, safe, single-shot and RAMBO), I considered the irony. A uniformed, badge-carrying officer of the law was encouraging me to fire a fully-automatic weapon.
I didn’t need any encouragement. I flipped it to full auto and started blazing.
Rambo was full of nonsense, by the way. I doubt even Arnold Schwarzenegger in his muscle-bound prime could have held that rifle steady with the trigger held down.
***
The Owensboro Police Department firing range out at the old city landfill isn’t much to look at. It’s just a series of target with a tall hill to function as a backstop. The range has been there for over 10 years, and so there’s probably enough lead in those hillsides to make Chinese manufacturing companies drool with anticipation.
It’s also wide open and totally exposed to the sun. In March or October, it’s probably pretty comfortable. In July, it’s nearly intolerable.
I was there purely by choice. Thoroughly embarrassed by my pistol-shooting skills as recounted here, I had begged asked Lt. Kirby to show me what I was doing wrong. I’ve known Kirby for about a year now, long enough to know him to be an excellent lawman and a kind gentleman to boot. That’s why I asked him to teach me.
Most deputies on the sheriff’s department use Glock .40-caliber pistols. Kirby told me as soon as he retired, he looks forward to giving his pistol to a brand new deputy in need of his own pistol and short on money. If there isn’t one to be found, he plans on making it an anchor for a fishing boat. Kirby likes his guns pretty, and the Glock hit every last rock falling down the Mt. Everest of ugly.
But it’s dependable. Sturdy. And when properly sighted in… let’s just say NOBODY wants to be on the wrong end of it, even if the person holding it has shaky hands and bad eyesight. Keep that bit in mind. We’ll come back to it later.
***
Two in the body. One in the head.
Always leaves the target dead, I hummed to myself. Kirby didn’t say it, but I’d heard it said before.
It’s not Hollywood. If your target is still a threat, keep shooting at him. Don’t shoot for his hand. Shoot for the center of his body, the biggest part of the target. This is a deadly game of odds.
David “Oz” Osborne, a retired sheriff’s deputy turned Daviess County Clerk, once told me that for the first five to 10 seconds, the odds show an officer is at a disadvantage when things go bad, because an officer’s role at that point is entirely reactionary. If they survive that five to 10 seconds, the odds shift in their favor because of their training. I took that as gospel. In 1979, Osborne was shot four times by a man he was serving a restraining order to. The man then took Osborne’s service pistol and put it to Osborne’s head.
Click.
When the gun jammed and wouldn’t fire, the man clubbed Osborne in the head with it several times, giving Osborne a skull fracture. But Osborne said that his training told him to not give up. Even after the man left, Osborne kept trying to stay alive. His hat, which had a bullet hole in it from a near-miss, was all he had at hand and he tossed it toward the road. An elderly couple driving by saw the hat.
Osborne lived through the first 10 seconds. He kept fighting, because his training told him that shot does not mean dead. He’s still with us today, telling that story that will give me chills no matter how many times I hear it.
That little story seems like a digression. It’s not. Officers of the law are creatures of experience. If they don’t have the experience themselves, they’ll gladly learn it from someone else. And so they train to deal with the target until the danger is gone.
Two in the body. One in the head. If your target is wearing body armor, the head shot is the insurance policy. It’s not pleasant, but it’s reality, because there are plenty of people out there who would be pleased as punch to end the life of an officer of the law.
***
Eight feet away from the target, and holding Kirby’s Glock, I extended an arm. We had four second to draw, aim and fire all three shots.
“FIRE!” I drew, aimed and fired. I hit the target in the body, but my head shot was off. Kirby noted this and moved in to watch my hand for the next one.
Again, two in the body okay. My head shot this time parted the target’s hair straight down the middle.
“Just use the pad of your finger,” Kirby said, gesturing to the flat space between fingertip and first knuckle.
This time I got the head shot. Kirby took this as a sign I was ready for bigger and better things.
Once a year, sheriff’s deputies requalify on a pistol course. They also use this as an opportunity to fire their old duty ammunition and receive fresh rounds. Remington Golden Saber hollow-point rounds. When fired, they’re smaller than the diameter of a dime. When they go through something, they become almost the diameter of a nickel.
The course had six targets, which were taken from right to left. Firing spots are marked with an X in the diagram.
The first two targets are fired on from behind a single barrel, two shots to each target, near target first.
The second obstacle is a small block of wood on the ground and you’re supposed to lie flat on the ground on your belly (they call this the “prone” position) and fire two into the third target.
The third position is a point blank firing at about eight feet. Two more shots.
The final obstacle is two barrels stacked on each other like a barricade. Fire two rounds around the right of the barricade to the right of the two targets and two more to the left target around the left off the barricade.
Reload. Do it in reverse. And do it all in three minutes.
Kirby will tell you it’s actually too much time and they’re going to revise it downward. I did it in 1 minute, 45 seconds.
Then it was time for truth. If I was terrible, I knew I could live with it. Considering my performance in the shooter training at the school, it wouldn’t have been a news flash.
Kirby found a round on the paper and but off target on the first and second targets. The rest he found were all “in the blue,” meaning I hit the bad guy.
I passed with a 90 percent target hit rate.
Not content to let me be pleased with myself, Kirby had me run it again, except this time doing everything one-handed. When I raised the pistol to start, my hand was shaking so badly from the adrenaline from the first run I didn’t think I’d hit the target. But I did. That’s how solid the Glock’s sighting is. I lined it up and knocked them down. I missed four shots one-handed, and those all came around the reload.
All told, I was with them for three hours in the sun. I walked away with more than just an improvement on my tan.
But the word from on high is that the sheriff’s department has one last training event for me to go through with them, and this one will be in a building made entirely of ballistic steel at a National Guard Training Center. And unlike the first one, with those nasty little marking bullets, this one is live fire.
To be continued…